Original Liu Kan Kan Shi Wu suo
China’s catering industry
As a small branch of the advertising industry
Has always maintained a leader level in copywriting attainments.
We’ve seen it before.
This time
Owners of major restaurants in China
Once again, with their private room name copy
With their literary attainments
It’s amazing that we eat by typing …
The room names of these restaurants
Much more wonderful than their dishes!
Plain and unpretentious type
"Hard food, few words"
Common names:
V001、V002、V888
The naming elements of private rooms are the first.
Is to be neat in the fight
So take a private room name.
Arabic numerals without any emotion.
Is the real equal treatment
Eat in these private rooms
You can completely trust the taste of their dishes.
Such restaurants are honest people in the catering industry.
Just like at school.
A person who likes to make a fancy book bag.
Generally, the academic performance is not very good.
Real schoolmaster
Don’t even wrap the book cover
Ancient style and elegant rhyme type
Folk inheritors of ancient Chinese poetry
Common names:
Hongmeixuan and Rose Pavilion
Tune the tune and remember Jiangnan.
Mei Lan Zhu Ju Peony Ginkgo biloba
This flower name is used as a private room name.
It is also a common safety sign in restaurants.
According to my unscientific statistics
80% people have eaten in a private room called Chrysanthemum Hall.
The restaurant rooms called Chrysanthemum Hall in China add up.
Probably as many as Wang Gang.
Getting good is elegance.
If you can’t get it right, it will be like the shooting place of a third-rate costume TV series.
感觉自己是在古代夜总会吃饭
下一秒就会有位
犹抱琵琶半遮面的歌女来敲门
让客官行行好，帮她赎身
除此之外
比较常见的包间名字古风派代表是词牌名
水调歌头、满江红、沁园春
目的就是让每个顾客
在满足口腹之欲的时候
都不会忘记国学经典
最好能当场开始背诵《唐诗宋词三百首》
心有多大世界就有多大型
“别人取名字翻字典，
我取名字翻地图”
Common names:
好望角、天安门、上海滩
世界版图有多大
包间就有多大
感觉这类餐馆老板
恨不得把世界地图挂在餐厅门口当屏风
一个餐厅就是一个联合国
大多数包间的取名逻辑
是按照菜系划分的
就像火锅店
总会有个包间名字叫洪崖洞
湘菜馆
都会有个包间叫橘子洲头
而茶餐厅
常见的包间名字是铜锣湾
一定程度上缓解了
身在外地却想吃家乡菜的朋友
浓浓的思乡游子情
但如果味道不好吃
就会很像盗版一日游野鸡团
不但没有体会到家乡的味道
感觉还给老家抹黑了
@大黑猫 去年在北京走进了一家川菜馆
包间名字分别叫成都、绵阳、乐山、自贡……
就还没喝酒脸就上头了
一边抹眼泪一边背诵《回乡偶书》
Later, I regretted it as soon as the food was served.
The sea peppers in the dish are all disguised as watercress.
I didn’t know the boss was from the northeast until I asked.
@ Big Black Cat couldn’t wait to take down the brand name of the private room and confiscate it.
Wuxia type
"Where the heart is, there are rivers and lakes."
Common names:
Liangshan and Yitianlou in Shui Bo
If the restaurant named after the epigraph
It’s graceful
Then what we are going to introduce here is the unrestrained school.
Every restaurant owner who gives a private room a martial arts name.
There is a dream of rivers and lakes behind it
Jin Yong’s novels by Gu Long
Water Margin Three Kingdoms Performing Arts
All the place names that appear in it
They can all believe it.
Even when choosing a name
I will also talk to myself repeatedly to simulate the customer’s conversation scene.
Beat my thigh with my wonderful idea
"I’m here. Where are you?"
"I became sworn in Taoyuan."
in fact
Customers rarely get the humor of the boss of the martial arts school.
When @pop is dating,
The other party chose a restaurant named Liangshan, Shui Bo.
I also booked a private room with a big round table.
The name is leopard head
There is no drink cup on the dining table.
Drink all the soy milk in a bowl.
It doesn’t feel like a blind date, it feels like becoming sworn brothers.
Cosplay subject type
"Actors in Place in the Catering Industry"
Common names:
Xx production brigade, x class in x years
There is every reason to suspect.
The purpose of this type of restaurant owner
Even if the taste of the restaurant’s dishes can’t stabilize customers
Then I must also attract customers in other ways.
Common theme styles
It was the rural construction wind during the Great Leap Forward period.
Theme of student times
The names of private rooms are called one class a year,
Class 2, three years, teaching room, principal’s office
Feel that people who come to eat
It’s like I haven’t studied enough.
I miss nine-year compulsory education for the rest of my life.
This is not a primary school, this is a hot pot restaurant.
The construction theme of the third-line factory in the 1980 s
There are oil refining department, fertilizer department and factory director’s office respectively.
Round every customer’s dream of state-owned enterprises.
It is recommended to eat with iron rice bowls.
The position of these restaurants in the catering industry
It’s like Jing M.Guo in Actor in Position.
How fancy is it?
Do whatever the topic is high.
Not only does the name of the private room match the theme
Even the waiter’s clothes
And the overall decoration of the restaurant
Everyone wants to follow a complete script setting.
It can be called the replacement of immersive stage play.
Common problems of this kind of restaurants and restaurants.
It is often found at the end of eating.
The last to eat
Or just the waiter’s cosplay performance?
Because the performances are terrible.
There are some retro restaurants.
The name of the room is simply called:
Aunt’s house, uncle’s house
Really did it.
Treat customers as family.
I feel that I can take off my shoes and get on the kang when I go in.
Boss’s smuggling type
"Whatever I want, as long as I like it."
Common names:
No, it’s hardly common.
The central idea that the boss wants to convey
There is only one:
You are all guests, and only I am the host.
So come to my house and be polite.
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Zhongnanhai, White House, Cheongwadae
I feel that these places are not suitable for eating and drinking.
It is suitable for the boss to take turns telling everyone about the international political situation.
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If the above is about the international situation,
The following private rooms are more suitable.
Talking about the price of rice, flour, grain and oil.
Everyone is a village cadre who is concerned with rural construction.
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You can see the boss’s nationality.
Real Versailles
Even the name of the dining room is a luxury brand.
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The burning soul of the fans
The name is also very strict.
With Real Madrid, there is no Atletico Madrid.
Avoid the bloody scene of derby.
It’s just not suitable for stringing rooms
Be prone to conflict
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Country love story vermicelli club
It is reasonable to suspect that the name of the restaurant is
Ivory mountain
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The boss is a homophonic terrier?
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The second season of TV series "Everything is fine"
The shooting scene
Count the names of these private rooms carefully
I just want to give all restaurant owners
Request a SHE song.
What a humorous Chinese.
What beautiful Chinese.
It is recommended that all employees in the advertising industry
I feel that my keyboard has lost power.
When the copywriter loses his soul
You can talk to the restaurant owners.
Maybe they can all get under the cutting board of the stove
Take out a copy book that is going to be used to make a fire.
Show you the way forward
Welcome to chat in the comments section.
The funniest private room name you have ever heard.
/The author of this article Liu Kan/
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